Quotes

Hey whats up i am Great-K8 and i am going to tell you some of my favorite quotes from a TV show called Gilmore Girls. Here are some:

"Rory... right now is the point in the horror movie where the entire audience is yelling, 'Don't go in there.''

"That man is why mail-order brides were invented."

"People can live a hundred years without really living for a minute. You climb up here with me, it’s one less minute you haven’t lived."

"You’re breaking up, the, the, the house is going through a tunnel."

"Get out,Taylor." "Why?" "Just a code I live by."

"Paul Anka, Pizza!" *Paul Anka barks* "Pizza, Pizza!" *Bark, bark!* "Salad!" *Paul Anka just smiles*

"This tastes pink. Really pink. It's really bad; it's like drinking on My Little Pony."

"Taylor, what the heck are you doing? ...Why is there a giant wall of hay right in front of my diner?!"

"We had to write a five-page fictional story featuring someone we know as the hero, and I chose Kirk. It's hilarious."

"The juice from the pickles has leached over to the grilled cheese, rendering it sodden and inedible... Prior to serving the dish, Lane would use the French fries to build a tiny dam…"

"After everything you've done for me—""I'm not gonna not pay." "After everything T.J.’s put you through?""That’s very nice of you."

"Remember when we were in the Life And Death Brigade and we stood on top of that tower, and we held hands and we jumped? Let’s do that again, Rory. Let’s jump."

"Rory, my heart. It is Saturday, the day of rest." "Sunday’s the day of rest." "No, Saturday is the day of pre-rest." "Pre-rest?" "Yeah, so that way when you actually get to Sunday you’re rested enough to enjoy your rest."

"I can’t date. I’m not genetically set up for it."

"I mean who doesn't love Muzak?"

'You better duck, Taylor, because I'm going to throw this frying pan at your head.'

"I’m sorry, have I ever been mistaken for a patient person?"

"Ladies, gentlemen, honored guests. Who owns the silver Volvo because you’re blocking me in?"

Thats all the time I have right now so bye and come back soon!